If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
Is a chicklet a small chicken,
Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

These are all jokelets...

lol

-Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

Would a black man ever become president?

They said "only when pigs fly"

100 days in to Obama's presidency...

Swine Flu

Slit my throat,
And slice my wrists,
I don't want to live my life

Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)

Hotpockets are from hell.

Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

Braethe relax and look around
take it slow and it will be fine

*Something my friend said to me after I told him how frustrated I was with the ammount of work given at school*

Sex,
Drugs,
Rock and Roll

Speed,
Weed,
And birth control

Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

*So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

Good friends will ask to sleep over
Best friends will skip asking and just move in