Sex,
Drugs,
Rock and Roll

Speed,
Weed,
And birth control

Braethe relax and look around
take it slow and it will be fine

*Something my friend said to me after I told him how frustrated I was with the ammount of work given at school*

Hotpockets are from hell.

Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)

Slit my throat,
And slice my wrists,
I don't want to live my life

Would a black man ever become president?

They said "only when pigs fly"

100 days in to Obama's presidency...

Swine Flu

If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
Is a chicklet a small chicken,
Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

These are all jokelets...

lol

-Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

Why when everybody feasts on the pleasures of life I get the indigestion?

-Mr. Wilson from: Dennis the Mennis

Everybody's got a secret obsession and you're mine.

Girl: My duck can do something special

Teacher: What?

Girl: My duck can lay an egg

Teacher: Oh that's not special

Girl: Can YOU lay an egg

Teacher *confused look on face*