For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

I'm afraid of losing what I never had.

When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

Why does the easter bunny hide his easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want people to know he did it with a chicken!

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

Hard to Say by The Used

Stop undressing me with your eyes!

I looked away, then I looked back at you
You try to say the things that you can't undo
If I had my way, I'd never get over you

-Avril Lavigne

I'd jump in front of a speeding bullet to save you. . . would you do it for me?

Some days I sit, staring out the window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres nothing to live for
I almost break down and cry

-Eminem

My eyes burn from these tears,
you'd think I'd learn over these years,
good things don't last forever.