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When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. |
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Nothing is real 'til it's gone. |
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Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. |
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Sometimes you have to get lost to figure out where you're going. |
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SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER! |
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The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face. |
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"Remember, the taste of revenge is no different than the taste of good food." |
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"You better wake up and smell the roses before they're on your coffin lid." |
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. |
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What is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL? |