Sleep from reality to wake in a dream...

The bandages cover the wounds but it doesn't cover the pain.

Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.

Sometimes the day begins with nothing to look forward to and the day seems to end the way it began.

Just to let you know, the next love letter I send you is a bullet, and I hope you take it to heart.

I need to see you to love you, but even then I might still hate you.

Though the fall will kill me for a moment I will fly.

You laugh because i'm different?

I laugh because you're all the same.

How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

Too often have you given me keys to a room that has no doors