Caitlin: When did they add a new color to the traffic light???

**Talking about the red light.**

Caitlin: Did I drive here?
Me: Why, yes Caitlin. But I am NOT riding back with you.

**Said about halfway through a movie. And yes, she was absolutely serious.**

Caitlin: WOW. It's in french!

**SAID WHEN SHE OPENED HER FRENCH2 BOOK ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR.**

I told him loved him. And the feeling was mutual. He loved himself too.

---Not mine.

You said "I love you" i said it too
The only difference is: I didn't lie to you.

---Not mine.

He likes me. But I don't like him. But I don't want to hurt him because I know what it's like to be rejected.

Try that x2.

**Not really a quote but true never-the-less**

Why won't you answer me? I don't care if it's an "I love you" or a "I hate you leave me the f_ck alone". Just answer me...please.

DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
(call a friend, not an ex)

--My awesome new shirt--

After all that he put me through I still forgive him. I mean we both screwed up a great friendship. It was just as much my fault as it was his... and I'm sorry.

How can a guy say that one part of him is madly in love with you and another part couldn't care less??

For H.L.