The village phoned, they want their idiot back.

CAUTION: Water on road during rain.

My heart is yours,
To fill or burst,
To break or bury,
Or to wear as jewellery

You have the right to your opnions, I just don't want to hear them.

Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
Aimed with angry art.
Words can sting like anything,
But Silence breaks the heart.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey!!=P

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be considered half as good, luckily, this is not difficult.=P

+*Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!!*+