+*Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!!*+

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be considered half as good, luckily, this is not difficult.=P

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey!!=P

Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
Aimed with angry art.
Words can sting like anything,
But Silence breaks the heart.

You have the right to your opnions, I just don't want to hear them.

My heart is yours,
To fill or burst,
To break or bury,
Or to wear as jewellery

CAUTION: Water on road during rain.

The village phoned, they want their idiot back.