For the peoplez who keep putting, "i called your boyfriend guy and he hit me with his purse" its getting so old it has mold.

I'm in my own little world, It's OK, people know me here.

Do you know what sunglasses are for? The government says they're to protect your eyes from the sun, but I know the the truth, they're to protect you from the CIA, thats right the CIA. Just think abuot it next time you go outside.

"Oh My God! you're like a fricken' boomerang! I throw you away and you just keep coming back!"

This isnt mine, but its from Gilmore Girls:

Im going to makeout in the coatroom, dont eat my chicken.

Family is family no matter what