I'm proud. I did my morning excersises today. Up and down, up and down. and then I did the other eyelid.

If God had wanted man to smoke he would have set him on fire.

If God hadn't wanted man to fly he would have punished him.

I'm not lazy I'm just reluctant to work.

Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Some guy from Amsterdam

Good news will stay and bad news will refuse to leave.
Tevye- Fiddler on the roof

I'm not complaining about your personality. I'm merely observing the way you are.

If you're going to tell a few people a secret, you might as well announce it to the world. They'll learn about it anyway.

Human nature- I'm resigned to it.

Im not really mad. Only northbynorthwest and a little to the right