If God had enough money, he would have made America perfect.- A rather simple-minded American hat-seller who was interviewed by a rather stunned George Mikes.

Why does the bible condemn homosexuality and girls on periods but whole-heartedly encourage slavery?

If you want me to respect the fact you are Christian, you'll have to accept I'm an Aethist. It's not a crime to find it impossible to believe in a man who was really a God, whose mum was a virgin. - George Mikes, How to be God.

I'm proud. I did my morning excersises today. Up and down, up and down. and then I did the other eyelid.