Quotes by Ashley Lynn

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  • Hey, have you seen my son?
    i sent him to get some milk a while ago...

    -God

    18 years ago
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  • Quit using my name in vain,
    goddamit!

    -God

    18 years ago
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  • When we broke up,
    i broke down

    18 years ago
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  • This whole thing happenin in new orleans is just a test... God's testing us to see how we would help our sisters and brothers....

    ??how will you pass the test??

    18 years ago
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  • Love is a sensation
    caused by temptation
    a guy sticks his location
    in a girls destination
    to increase population
    for the next generation
    do u get my explanation
    or do u need a demonstration?

    18 years ago
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  • Shroom mates wanted!

    18 years ago
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  • What di u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other???

    Eileen...

    ( I Lean)

    18 years ago
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  • Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!!

    18 years ago
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  • Horn broken...
    WATCH FOR FINGER!!

    18 years ago
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  • All you need in this world is a dirty mind
    and someone to share it with...

    18 years ago
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