Hey, have you seen my son?
i sent him to get some milk a while ago...

-God

Quit using my name in vain,
goddamit!

-God

When we broke up,
i broke down

This whole thing happenin in new orleans is just a test... God's testing us to see how we would help our sisters and brothers....

??how will you pass the test??

Love is a sensation
caused by temptation
a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase population
for the next generation
do u get my explanation
or do u need a demonstration?

Shroom mates wanted!

What di u call a lady with one leg shorter then the other???

Eileen...

( I Lean)

Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!!

Horn broken...
WATCH FOR FINGER!!

All you need in this world is a dirty mind
and someone to share it with...