::teacher says::
john can you work this dang tv?

::john says:: i can work anything with legs

G _ F _ c k Y_ _ r s _ l f

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Friends donnt let friends drive Ford..

Okay, i'm back.
What'd i miss?

OH SH!T!

-God

It really DOES say "adam and steve" thats just what you get for reading the translation.

-God

All your friends are laughing behind your back.

Kill Them.

-God

Shut Up.

I'm tired of your stupid hymns.

-God

Sorry for the inconvenience.

-God

Dance! my puppets, dance!

mwahahahaha!

-God

Dear humanity,

QUIT IT!

azzh0les

-God