Pay no attention to the man behind the certain...

-God

Oh, the inquisition?
alright, fine.
my bad
-God

Hey, have you seen my son?
i sent him to get some milk a while ago...

-God

Quit using my name in vain,
goddamit!

-God

When we broke up,
i broke down

This whole thing happenin in new orleans is just a test... God's testing us to see how we would help our sisters and brothers....

??how will you pass the test??

Ich hasse verlangsamte leute. Und saure Gurken sind gut.

=means=

I hate slowed down people. And sour cucumbers are good.

so random ... my friend had this on her away message...

It's the days we're so crazy
people think we're high
the times we're we're so bored
we laugh untill we cry
all the inside jokes and the "remember whens"
these are all the reasons
we'll always be best friends..

I miss your smile.

but i miss mine more..

If men had their period, they'd compare the size of their tampons