::teacher says::
john can you work this dang tv?

::john says:: i can work anything with legs

If men had their period, they'd compare the size of their tampons

If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =)

Guys only pick on girls cuz they're insecure about their manhood..

S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

The Night has a thousand eyes,
And the Day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.

not by me

Here's my story:: I'll give it to you old school...I like him && he likes her

She strikes a pose & dies on the inside.
no-one knows she's a beautiful suicide.

And the closest I've ever came to death...
is laughing till I cant breath with my best friends

You dream it *` we 'LiVE it [x0x]
you're jealOus. ADMit iT |xOox'