Christmas time...When my whole family can laugh at me together...

Choking you gently
So i gain control
Hand you the shovel
So you can dig your own hole...

Quick! pull the trigger and let me go,
Don't change your mind, let it flow...

Keep the peices in the drawer
Keep them there forever more...

You suck the life out of me,
You hate everything you see...

Don't bring me a bouquet of dafadils
Bring a bouquet of pills
Don't bring a lawful duranium
Bring a gun tied to my cranium

I'm sorry i'm daddy's little defect,
I'm sorry i'm only semi perfect...

I'm feeling weak...missing parts...incomplete...

Should i assume that someone hears me when i pray?

Muffin 1: AHHH WE'RE IN AN OVEN!!!!
Muffin 2: HOLY SH!T A TALKING MUFFIN!!!