Everytime I lose my head,
I seem to find my balls.

Why is it people are more scared to see two guys holding hands, than to see two guys holding guns?

Love thy neighbor... just make sure the wife is gone first

I never used to understand how there could be tears of happiness
I never got why those three words meant so much
I didn't know why people waited to share their love
but now i don't know what i'd ever do without you

Love is a four letter word
a two faced meaning
For at first, it made me think
that happiness was all i was seeing
But the more i loved you
the more i cried
the love that was breaking my heart
was also keeping me alive

This love has made me,
changed me to a better person
But its this same love,
that's draining me of my strength
that's destroying not only who i was
but who i am

Tell that someone that you love
Just what your thinking of
incase tomorrow never comes

(2 guys sitting in the bar, giving eachother a hard time)

guy 1: I slept with your mom!

guy2: what?

guy1: I slept with your mom!

guy2:Go home dad, your drunk.

It started out simple, I was too afraid to fall...But I've fallen so far, your the love of my life - my all

To my dear, My angel, My little miracle... I love you more than you will ever know