We humans can be so ironic. Once he/she is gone we realize how much we need him/her and we also want the most who we can't have. But the imperfection of life is what makes it so perfect.

Sometimes I think that life has no purpose and thus no reason to exist. But what keeps me going are the things one gets for free such as loyal friendships and deeply touching love. Sometimes all it takes is one touch, one kiss and life makes sense again.

If I could be anything, I'd be a tear, born in your eye, living on your cheek and die at your lips...

Love can lift you up so high
but when it drops you without a parachute...
well, you do the math

When life gives you lemons,
make lemonade.
now where the hell do i get the f...ing lemons??!!

.it's funny until someone gets hurt.
...then it's f...ing hilarious!...

.if you love something, let it go.
.if it comes back to you, it's yours.
.if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.the softer the bed.
.the better the screw.

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

-Daddy, what's a rack?

-it's a country and now shut up kid!