I sit here and watch you flirt with her.

Why isnt there anyone
who will love me a ton

YOU JUST JELOUSE BECUZ SHE CAN GET ANY GUY SHE PLEASES AND YOU CAN ONLY GET A GUY IF YOU ON YOU KNEES!!

You say to a girl---> if you didnt have feet would you wear shoes?
then she replies---> No.
then you say----> so why do you wear a bra!!!

Roll roll roll a joint
twist it at the end
light it up
take a puff
and pass it to a friend
roll roll roll a joint
pass it down the line
take a toke
hold the smoke
and blow you fu(king mind

not mine but i love it

Next time dont mistake the crazy glue
for lubricant

When u get married
n live in a hut
send me a snap
of your first born
S!ut

What do gay guys and thongs have in common?
----------------------> There always up your a(s)s

My homework is tall, hot and knows every position!!!

sry i know its gay but i kinda liked it