My name is Bob.....

"Love is snowmobile, racing across the tundra, when suddenly it flips over. At night, the ice weasels come."

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"Why bother loving, when the only one I'll ever want couldn't be any farther away."

Me and my clan of evil pancakes will defeat the faeries and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHA.....

This was a random thing I said to my friends at school one day, and one of them practically died laughing. :D

"Your best friends are among the first to betray you"

&copy Taylor Jones 2005