"Your best friends are among the first to betray you"

&copy Taylor Jones 2005

Me and my clan of evil pancakes will defeat the faeries and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHA.....

This was a random thing I said to my friends at school one day, and one of them practically died laughing. :D

"Why bother loving, when the only one I'll ever want couldn't be any farther away."

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"Love is snowmobile, racing across the tundra, when suddenly it flips over. At night, the ice weasels come."

My name is Bob.....