Don't follow in my footsteps i run into walls

I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU

You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

Why you sick, sick little moo cow

Rumor has it...Your an idiot.

I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach.

This delinqient is having sex with your honor student

Constipated people don't give a crap

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly the rest of your life.

You should be nice to kids today...
No seriously they have guns now