I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

You should be nice to kids today...
No seriously they have guns now

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly the rest of your life.

Constipated people don't give a crap

This delinqient is having sex with your honor student

I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach.

Rumor has it...Your an idiot.

Why you sick, sick little moo cow

You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU