Today i am herpes free

My body is a temple now get on your knees

My a hole is so tight that when i fart i call dolphins

The gift of christ is not for you

Mace just makes me hornier

Sometimes i pee when i laugh

I still think lindesy and nicole are fat

Dont hate me cause im beautiful hate me cause i eeefffed your dad

If you shit your pants......blame the smell on james!!!!

thats for you chiver

Dont fart in the bath tub, the person cleaning you will hear it