Brittany smells like butt

Brittany only has half a poo-tang

Brittany has a crusty butthole

Brittany f##ked me in the ass once

Guys do you like how your balls feel?
i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

ky and brit

When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
-sacha guitry

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? thats why i never take baths
-steven wright

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
-humprey bogart

I can resist everything except temptation
-oscar wilde

Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams