(looking up at the sky).................(mom walks up) what are you looking at......(me) the sky .....duh mom

Thats a nifty scar....looks like an arrow...(me) it is, i tried to give myself with a tattoo

Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom

Reading questions) What rhyms with money.....crash test dummy

Coocu in the brain

(my friends indian and im irish)

TT: *does the indian cry in the middle of the feild*

Me: "Hey im irish what do i sceam ?"

TT: "MORE BEER"

TT: *indian cry's again*

ME: "MORE BEER"

Your fruity....Yeah and the room smells like booty

Jeebus is the female version of jesus, im jeebus, pay tribute, God damnit

If you love me you should most likely give up, im not going to admit something that could never be real

Don't leave me just because you found out you loved me!