"Sometimes people have wings to catch us when we fall"

Dont f**k hobos because they have STDS and RABIES

Don't leave me just because you found out you loved me!

If you love me you should most likely give up, im not going to admit something that could never be real

Jeebus is the female version of jesus, im jeebus, pay tribute, God damnit

Your fruity....Yeah and the room smells like booty

(my friends indian and im irish)

TT: *does the indian cry in the middle of the feild*

Me: "Hey im irish what do i sceam ?"

TT: "MORE BEER"

TT: *indian cry's again*

ME: "MORE BEER"

Coocu in the brain

Reading questions) What rhyms with money.....crash test dummy

Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom