While I was walking down the street
I came upon a sewage heap...

There was a girl named abigail dahl
she wasn't like those trashy girls at the mall...

The first time i saw you
you were leaning against the locker...

White people in china are dying
what are you doing...

Im sitting here looking at you
your often half empty...

She dances around like fireflies in a swamp
she moves to the left...

My best friend
drinks a lot of pickle juice...

I have this bestfriend.
she\'s totally into little men...

Milk and Honey go best with Tea,
jus tlike my two best friends and me...

Three seconds remaining,
I lost the game...

To my old friend who I left in the past,
I'm sorry our friendship didn't last...

I'm sorry for all the tears you've cried tonight.
I'm sorry things didn't turn out right...