Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache