"A real friend is the one that walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

"Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream"

"One day your prince will come...mine just took a wrong turn and is to stubborn to ask for directions"

"Sex is good,
Sex is funny,
Some people have sex for money,
So if you think that sex is funny,
Screw yourself and save your money."

"You know it aint the beauty....It's the BOOTY"