Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways

Chevy are like a rock.
If one of them things hit you you'd say the same.

Always forgive your enemies ~ nothing can annoy them more

A day without sunshine is like ~ night

I have just gotten lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar territory

Why did you do this? Why couldn't you see? My life dismissed. I only had a single plea.

Basketball builds character.

If you tell me a lie I won't believe you, but if you tell me the truth... I probably still won't believe you.