When man sees sundail...Man sees modern technology.

If it's all over when the fat lady sings...How long would you have to wait? And, why would you want to stay?

If every road leads to Rome... What about dead ends?

You don't have to tell me I'm dumb...I figured that one out all on my own.

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

The gene pool needs some chlorine

You depreving some little village of its idiot

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

If it weren't for Thomas Edison... We'd be watching TV in the dark!

Earth First!! We can strip-mine the other planets later