"Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

-James P. Connelly

I'm tight like spandex...

Ask me about my vow of silence!

-Unknown author

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. :-)

It takes forty three muscles to frown, but only four to extend my middle finger and tell the person who pissed me off to bite me!

Blinded love gives my soul the wings to fly away from the pain.

Dear Auntie Em-

Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

Love,
Dorothy

Are you stoned, or just stupid?

Are you into casual sex, or should i dress up?