Toy boat.

*5 times fast*

Crazy- I was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. rubber rats. they drove me crazy. Crazy- I was crazy once. They put me in a room...

*get it?*

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock. Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

*thats a mouthful!*

Hi, I'm Skittles, wanna taste my rainbow?

The Good: Your wife is pregnant.

The Bad: With Triplets.

The Ugly: You got a vissectomy five years ago.

Before I blame you, I must look to the mirror, and blame myself.

From my poem, "Absolute Darkness"

Always tell the people you love that you love them, because you never know when you might see them again.

"I was in love once, but thats over now."

From my poem my love is....

There are no monsters under my bed, they are all living in me instead.