Love is dangerous...

Being bi or gay is like being a flower - hide and suffer or stand out and be trampled...

Love is like duct tape - it has a light side, a dark side, and it can bond two completely different things (or people)

Your mom is the only erectile dysfunction tablet clinically proven to work up to 36 hours.

"Bite my crust, wee-otch..."

From the Sci-Fi Channel version of Final Destination 2

Remember, it's the people like me that make the rest of you normal...

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.