Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss I think.

Love is like war the results can be rewarding but there are many obstacles in between.

Why is it that you never know what you have until you've lost it?

Love is supposed to be great so why does it hurt so much?

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

air pockets

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

Men are like shoes. You wear them (use them) for while then you let your friends have them.