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Found On Road Dead

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One men will screw anything

My friend told me this

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

Why is it that you never know your mans a jerk until it's too late?

Love is your best friend and your worst enemy.

It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.

Not mine but i like it

Love is like a plant if you care for it, it wil last but if you don't it will die.

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

The voices inside my head don't like you.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing