Men are like shoes. You wear them (use them) for while then you let your friends have them.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?

air pockets

Love is supposed to be great so why does it hurt so much?

Why is it that you never know what you have until you've lost it?

Love is like war the results can be rewarding but there are many obstacles in between.

Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss I think.