Beauty is just an illusion of the eye.

If you believe you can do something than you can. All you have to do is try.

Live everyday like it's your last so that you get the most out of life.

Never betray your friends it's not nice to hurt those whom you love

Never believe what anyone tells you unless you know it to be true.

When your down, smile it will make you feel better

Yo momma is so poor that when i saw her dragging a can behind her and asked her what she was doing she said "moving"

my friend told me this

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Micheal Jackson is a fag
he uesd to play with little toys
but now he plays with little boys

My brother told me this one.

You can't be considered late if you never show up

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest Gump
this is one of my favorite quotes