Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.

Orgazmic meatloaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If u get caught staring at him, remember....he was looking back.

This meatloaf is practically orgazmic. lol. that's from family guy.

Life's funner without clothes...so take yours off.

I get more head than a pillow.

If life hands u lemons.... stick them down your bra to make ur boobs bigger