If life hands u lemons.... stick them down your bra to make ur boobs bigger

I get more head than a pillow.

Life's funner without clothes...so take yours off.

This meatloaf is practically orgazmic. lol. that's from family guy.

If u get caught staring at him, remember....he was looking back.

Orgazmic meatloaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.