Help keep the planet earth clean
this isnt uranus!

Im sicker than sars
higher than mars
and i treat my B**tch like an atm card!

mac dre.

"that quote was NOT funny."

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Stop reposting the same quotes!

if i see another "if life gives you lemon.." shiet again...

"shes like a tube of lipstick sweating gin.."

GOLD FISHES are like CRACK to babies.

Love isnt about finding the perfect person.
its about seeing an imperfect person.perfectly.

I think that rubber gloves are like condoms for aliens with 5 d*&ks.

holly[smits]

I love you like a rap kid loves breaks.