Quotes by l0ser

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  • Im sicker than sars
    higher than mars
    and i treat my B**tch like an atm card!

    mac dre.

    16 years ago
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  • Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

    16 years ago
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  • Beans. beans. are good for your heart
    the more you eat, the more you fart
    the more you fart, the better it feels
    so have some beans for every meal!

    -vanessa.

    16 years ago
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  • Real eyes realize real lies.

    16 years ago
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  • Damn...its hot like 2 fat bi*ches in arizona..

    18 years ago
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  • (DORA THE EXPLORER SONG TUNE)

    WE OPENED THE LEGS
    ND LET IT IN....

    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!
    WE DID IT!!

    HOORAY!!!!!!

    18 years ago
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  • Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

    haha...im just shitting you!
    its you dummy!

    18 years ago
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  • If i was being smart with you...

    how would you know??!!??

    17 years ago
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  • You're talking to a girl who has had her heart broken, cried for continuous hours, yelled & screamed for help. a girl who turned her back on the world.. & a girl who did nothing but love someone who couldn't love her back.

    17 years ago
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  • *boy talking to a bi-polar girl.

    *girl-omg!!! i miss you!!!!

    boy- i miss you too!!!

    *girl- NO YOU DONT!!!!!FUUUCK!

    17 years ago
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