Real eyes realize real lies.

Real eyes realize real lies.

Beans. beans. are good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the better it feels
so have some beans for every meal!

-vanessa.

Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

Your favorite accident.

I love you like a rap kid loves breaks.

I think that rubber gloves are like condoms for aliens with 5 d*&ks.

holly[smits]

Love isnt about finding the perfect person.
its about seeing an imperfect person.perfectly.

GOLD FISHES are like CRACK to babies.

"shes like a tube of lipstick sweating gin.."