Athletes lift weights...
Cheerleaders life athletes...

You broke my heart... so i broke your nose

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!
*not mine but it rocks*

Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit may seperate them,
but they always come back together!!

Men are like dipers... full of shit and always on your ass!!!

Whenever i see you my heart races... like a FAT man chasing a runaway doughnut!!

Life was soo much eaisier when guys had cooties!

He gave her 12 roses...
11 real...
and 1 fake...
then he said " iwill love you untill the last one dies!"

If you're gonna make me cry...
at least be there to wipe away my tears

If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!