I told you boyfriend he was gay...
then he hit me with his purse!!

It's not that i am a b itch, i just don't like you!

When life gives you lemons...
Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

Forget about LOVE,
I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.

FAT people make me GIGGLE

"Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

"If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there"

"Smile because it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips"

"I get the best feeling in the world when you smile at me or even say hi, because I know for one second I've crossed your mind"