- Whats wrong with me ? I feel dizzy.

- Were you reading Twilight again ?

- Mm-hm..

- Its called Edward Cullen.

Romeo, Heathcliff, Tristan, Willoughby, Mr.Darcy... WHO ?

Edward leaves them all in the dust.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkly !
Thanks Stephenie Meyer, now no man will ever live up to the expectations.
Edward beats them all !

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a baseball bat waiting for me. how does she kno-- OHH ! Right...