Love is blind ...

Thats why we close our eyes when we

kiss

dream

and

cry!

I love walkin in the rain
cause no one know im
crying

Neber make some one your every thing

cause when theyre gone

you have nothing

No man is worth your tears and the one that is ....wont make you crii

A hooker is like a bowling ball...

gets picked up

fingered

thrown in a ditch and

then comes back for more

Why do babies cry when theyre born?

because its like leaving miami....

its 98 degrees all year 'round
and an all you can eat buffet
and you dont have to wear clothes

i mean seriously...who would wanna leave that?

A good friend will be there to bail you outta jail...

a best friend will be right next to you sayin

''mann that was funn!!''

Mann sayys :: so whut do you wanna do?

woman sayys:: anything BUT you

I slit a sheet
a sheet i slit

apon this slitted sheet i sit

say that really really fats
the outcomes are funny

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real