If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets get wated and have the time of our lives

Theres a little truth behind every just kidding

that is so tru!

&& she just loves to hear those desperate attempts to bring her down cause she knows that they're just jealous

Whut if I took the words I Love You away? Then how would you show that you love me?

Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign?

woman says: do not enter

She says: Lie to me baby i swear ill believe you

he says: ok ..i love you

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real

I slit a sheet
a sheet i slit

apon this slitted sheet i sit

say that really really fats
the outcomes are funny

Mann sayys :: so whut do you wanna do?

woman sayys:: anything BUT you

A good friend will be there to bail you outta jail...

a best friend will be right next to you sayin

''mann that was funn!!''