I'm not smiling at you... I'm trying not to laugh

I'm 98% beautiful and 2% crazy, or is it the other way around

Sorry boys!! the only thing i blow are kisses

Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times you make it rise

If you can read this thank your teacher.

This read to tryin for you at laugh n back sit I where point the is this (Now read it backwords)

The reason people like me need medication is becuase of people like u

Save the earth (Its the only planet with chocolate)

All i want for Christmas is Santa's bad boy list